Circulating around the Capitol this morning on what was supposed to be the last day of the 2009 legislative session is bit of comic relief for those stuck here for another week.

The “Top Ten Shovel Ready Signs it’s time to Sine Die” probably won’t get a chuckle from those outside the Capitol complex but here they are anyway.

10. SunRail compromise: train now runs one way on Alligator Alley
9. Revised Gaming Compact: Seminoles get the Knott Building
8. New Director of OPPAGA: Brian Pitts
7. Bright Futures now consists of vaccine shot and a pack of Marlboros
6. Chris Smith says it looks like rain.
5. Tobacco tax revenue earmarked for the Sorenson/Detert outdoor lounge
4. Florida’s unemployment phone # now 1-800-ask-gary
3. Technical amendment deregulates phone service and traditional marriage
2. Drafting error: Trinity plate now has picture of Obama
1. Carole’s pregnant

Tags: State House, State Senate

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